My book of short stories, Restless Town, is now available as a paperback, an ebook, and an audiobook! If you're interested in queer animal people trying their best to get by in a flyover state, I've got you covered.
@irisjaycomics ｢I SEEK NOT POWER OR GLORY｣ is a long distance stand that lets me find objects, so long as they aren't associated with financial gain or social standing. Like Tonio's PEARL JAM, it's low on the combat scale, but I'm *really good* at finding keys.
It's chrismas season! Merr chrismas!
Here is a playlist of nonstandard contemporary christmas and christmas-adjacent music, if you're looking for something other than the usual: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4X74B3kqtwMec6yMeq8FH7?si=S-nGofOARuKxTOKNK_TNkw
I've intentionally kept it free of any standards, just 'cause. (Yes, that makes it LDB game safe.)
Remember when I asked everyone why their JJBA stand would be? WELL GUESS WHAT: there was an eclipse over an ancient Mayan temple where a bunch of vampire rock people were doing a ritual with the bones of John the Baptist, and NOW EVERYONE GETS NEW STANDS FOR THE REST OF DECEMBER
They can only be named after holiday songs or artists.
What is your festive holiday stand?
$5+ patrons get a peek at the e-proof of Eigengrau from the printer. It's a look into one of the final steps of the process! https://www.patreon.com/posts/32303219
$10+ patrons get a free copy of the ebook! https://www.patreon.com/posts/32303630
Y'all, my patrons are so great! I'm thankful for all of 'em <3
Blade Runner 2049, poetry
2015: Change name publicly and legally. Boss makes me call every coworker to tell them individually. French coworker is baffled.
2015: Am transfem.
2015: Gain...partner. Pup? Pupner.
2016: What if...surgery? Oh god, it's...really easy to just get on a waiting list.
2016: Pupdate: sex still doesn't make a lick of sense.
2017: Deffo getting surgery whoops.
2018: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SURGERY
2018: Pupdate: maaaaybe sex? Still doesn't make sense, but no longer feels attrocious.
2011: Graduate, get a job, start freaking out about gender, and decide to be altersex Ethiopian wolf. Get told I'm disgusting to my face and cut out of a friend circle.
2012: Marry that boyf.
2012: Start freaking out SO BAD about gender, that I drop my testosterone to zero during TIASAP.
2012: FINE. GOD. Maybe I'm enby -.- Add a small amount of E to not feel so awful.
2013: Gain...partner? But married? Poly, hmm...
2014: Okay, maybe I'm...femmeby?
2015: Start HRT legit.
2005: Date ths vaguely abusive dude, dun' wanna talk about it. But also date Rikky, whomst fox.
2006: What if I was a fox...whomst girl??? But it's just for RP I swear I'm not trans.
2006: I kinda sorta date this mink and also a nonfurry girlf and maybe also previous boyf all at once and I should have maybe figured out poly, but instead I just break a bunch of hearts.
2007-2008: idk. It's all a haze.
2008: I have...boyf. Gonna marry that boyf in a few years.
2000: I have...boyf. He calls me Matty.
2000: My stepdad FREAKS OUT and starts spying on me, which my mom uses as ammo to get a divorce from him.
2000: Oh...furry??? Maybe I'm a furry.
2000: Oh...typefucking??? And wow, lots of it!
2001: Deffo a furry. I have boyf whomst fox.
2004: Huh, turns out sex doesn't make a lick of sense in person
2004: Boyf and I drift apart, but! Gain transmasc boyf whomst wolf.
2005: Boyf and I drift apart, but! There's...Lon. Whatever he was?
1986~1996: am babby
~1996: "Gay men," I explain to a friend with the authority borne of my ten years on this earth. "Are men who want to be women, and lesbians are women who want to be men."
~1997: I get hit right in the face by puberty
1999: Oh...boys??? Maybe I like boys.
2000: I come out to my mom by leaving a book of coming out stories on her stack of mystery novels right before heading to my dad's. She calls me that evening, and we have a week of discussion.
Yoooo I reordered the sections and I'm like eighty bajillion times happier with the book.
Tetris on the left, Snake on the right. You play both at the same time.
With the same controls.
You lose in one, you lose in both. Good luck.
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